My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.
Keone & Mari dance to C2C’s “Happy”, courtesy of Urban Dance Camp.
The most amazing thing I’ve seen in a while. Also guaranteed to put a smile on your face. H/T to NPR.
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I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE
I am crying
Car tire commercial I love it xD
Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
it’s been a trying past few days
sharing sad headcanons with friends
lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual