Petit Poison Grand Frisson

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

arminsarmy:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

Ok just a reminder to everyone: If you’re planning on tweeting billie joe armstrong “wake up” or something tomorrow, DON’T. The song is about his father’s death and so it’s really personal and treating it like a joke isn’t the right thing to do. Plus he’s asked so many times for people to stop and no one listens so yeah. Please don’t do that.

ellewcee:

Keone & Mari dance to C2C’s “Happy”, courtesy of Urban Dance Camp.

The most amazing thing I’ve seen in a while. Also guaranteed to put a smile on your face. H/T to NPR.

Make no mistake, when school administrators patrol hallways checking out the legs, arms, shoulders and skin of 10- and 11-year-old girls, and micromanaging their appearance, they are objectifying them and encouraging them to self-objectify in the same way that popular media or purity cultures do.
Soraya Chemaly, School Dress Codes: The Funny-Not-Funny Video You Have to See (via joffi)
lizclimo:

impressive 
Liz Climo [tumblr | twitter]

lizclimo:

impressive 

Liz Climo [tumblr | twitter]

tastefullyoffensive:

The Expedition [jimbenton]

hispoisongrrl:

soundcolored:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

I am crying

Car tire commercial I love it xD

hispoisongrrl:

soundcolored:

64memories:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO BE GIFFED MY ENTIRE LIFE

I am crying

Car tire commercial I love it xD

kammartinez:

Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.

Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.

siriusdraws:

it’s been a trying past few days

siriusdraws:

it’s been a trying past few days

lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

lecteurdepaumes:

God bless

hawkesenpai:

sharing sad headcanons with friends

bemusedlybespectacled:

lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual

cocoa-bunni:

jurhfalastini:

Preach.

Yes bae

cocoa-bunni:

jurhfalastini:

Preach.

Yes bae

bloodydeath11:

gongchantv:

do you ever see spoilers for a show you don’t watch anymore and just 

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