Petit Poison Grand Frisson
Shakespeare Tragedies Renamed for the Modern tumblr Teen

ninemoons42:

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

Titus Andronicus: "Well That Escalated Quickly"
Romeo and Juliet: "Shut Up, You’re Like 12"
Julius Caesar: "I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now"
Hamlet: "[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN THE PROCESS GOES ACTUALLY INSANE MAYBE]"
Othello: "Othello: Is my wife cheating on me?? Iago: Bitch, she might be."
King Lear: "Shows Up To Realization of Commonality with Humanity and Renouncement of Titles as Identity-Definers 15 Years Late With Starbucks"
Macbeth: "Did It For the Vine"
Antony and Cleopatra: "Much Rome. Very Egypt. Such Different. Wow."
Okay, this is actually funny, excuse me while I roll around shrieking. (And also, attention luninosity)
mickeyandcompany:

More details about Disney’s Moana

Walt Disney Animation Studios revealed plans today for Moana, a sweeping, CG-animated comedy-adventure about a spirited teenager on an impossible mission to fulfill her ancestors’ quest. In theaters in late 2016, the film is directed by the renowned filmmaking team of Ron Clements and John Musker (The Little Mermaid, The Princess and the Frog, Aladdin).
In the ancient South Pacific world of Oceania, Moana, a born navigator, sets sail in search of a fabled island. During her incredible journey, she teams up with her hero, the legendary demi-god Maui, to traverse the open ocean on an action-packed voyage, encountering enormous sea creatures, breathtaking underworlds and ancient folklore.
“John and I have partnered on so many films—from The Little Mermaid to Aladdin to The Princess and the Frog,” said Clements. “Creating Moana is one of the great thrills of our career. It’s a big adventure set in this beautiful world of Oceania.”
“Moana is indomitable, passionate and a dreamer with a unique connection to the ocean itself,” Musker said. “She’s the kind of character we all root for, and we can’t wait to introduce her to audiences.”
(Source: D23)

mickeyandcompany:

More details about Disney’s Moana

Walt Disney Animation Studios revealed plans today for Moana, a sweeping, CG-animated comedy-adventure about a spirited teenager on an impossible mission to fulfill her ancestors’ quest. In theaters in late 2016, the film is directed by the renowned filmmaking team of Ron Clements and John Musker (The Little Mermaid, The Princess and the Frog, Aladdin).

In the ancient South Pacific world of Oceania, Moana, a born navigator, sets sail in search of a fabled island. During her incredible journey, she teams up with her hero, the legendary demi-god Maui, to traverse the open ocean on an action-packed voyage, encountering enormous sea creatures, breathtaking underworlds and ancient folklore.

“John and I have partnered on so many films—from The Little Mermaid to Aladdin to The Princess and the Frog,” said Clements. “Creating Moana is one of the great thrills of our career. It’s a big adventure set in this beautiful world of Oceania.”

“Moana is indomitable, passionate and a dreamer with a unique connection to the ocean itself,” Musker said. “She’s the kind of character we all root for, and we can’t wait to introduce her to audiences.”

(Source: D23)

oh-lala-paris:

heartheirwhispers:

ultraviol-et:


Isn’t it relaxing?Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm.

This is so perfect I want to cry

This is so relaxing to watch

THIS IS PERFECT

oh-lala-paris:

heartheirwhispers:

ultraviol-et:

Isn’t it relaxing?
Just seeing the snow quietly flow down, makes you calm.

This is so perfect I want to cry

This is so relaxing to watch

THIS IS PERFECT

Santa Writes Back

whatsdifferentincanada:

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In case you didn’t think Canada was adorable enough, Santa writes back to letters he receives from Canadian children. All you need to do is write a letter and address it “Santa Claus, North Pole, H0H 0H0, Canada” (seriously, not making this up) between November 3rd and December 17th and he will write back. While various world powers argue about who owns the North Pole, Canada stakes their claim in a super cute, old-fashioned way. This tradition dates back to 1982, and always the multicultural one, Santa will respond to his million-plus pieces of mail each year in the language they were written in. 

funnyordie:

via @funnyordie
ladyandherarmour:


HALLOWEEN AT HOGWARTS | Attend a Deathday Party, go on a troll hunt or simply sit back and enjoy a glass of pumpkin pie ale. (listen here)

i. in noctem nicholas cooper | ii. no sign of ghosts james horner | iii. morning marc shaiman | iv. the arrival of baby harry john williams | v. to the witches’ house we go john debney | vi. young ichabod danny elfman | vii. pleasured distractions trevor morris | viii. the supper bruno coulais | ix. rita skeeter patrick doyle | x. into the labyrinth trevor jones | xi. alvin again/scary bedroom jon brion | xii. the room of requirement nicholas cooper | xiii. the abduction alan silvestri | xiv. halloween john debney | xv. the magician howard shore | xvi. the dead shall be raised jon brion | xvii. goosebumps jack lenz | xviii. ghost children bruno coulais | xix. the tale of the three brothers alexandre desplat | xx. bad witch danny elfman | xxi. finale marc shaiman | xxii. the witch’s aria rob lane | xxiii. gillian’s plan alan silvestri | xxiv. opening credits mark mancina | xxv. double trouble john williams

ladyandherarmour:



HALLOWEEN AT HOGWARTS | Attend a Deathday Party, go on a troll hunt or simply sit back and enjoy a glass of pumpkin pie ale. (listen here)

i. in noctem nicholas cooper | ii. no sign of ghosts james horner | iii. morning marc shaiman | iv. the arrival of baby harry john williams | v. to the witches’ house we go john debney | vi. young ichabod danny elfman | vii. pleasured distractions trevor morris | viii. the supper bruno coulais | ix. rita skeeter patrick doyle | x. into the labyrinth trevor jones | xi. alvin again/scary bedroom jon brion | xii. the room of requirement nicholas cooper | xiii. the abduction alan silvestri | xiv. halloween john debney | xv. the magician howard shore | xvi. the dead shall be raised jon brion | xvii. goosebumps jack lenz | xviii. ghost children bruno coulais | xix. the tale of the three brothers alexandre desplat | xx. bad witch danny elfman | xxi. finale marc shaiman | xxii. the witch’s aria rob lane | xxiii. gillian’s plan alan silvestri | xxiv. opening credits mark mancina | xxv. double trouble john williams

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

loki-has-a-tardis:

This is honestly the best poster I have found in a while supporting breast cancer awareness. I am honestly so sick of seeing, “set the tatas free” and “save the boobies”. There is no reason in hell a life threatening, life ruining disease should be sexualized. “Don’t wear a bra day,” go fuck yourselves. You’re not saving a pair of tits, you’re saving the entire package: mind, body, and soul included. Women are not just a pair of breasts.

typette:

THE BOOK OF LIFE
OH MAN I WAITED SO LONG AND IT WAS SOOO WORTH IT If you had any concerns about whether to see it or not, DO IT. You’ll be a richer person having done so
La Muerte tho, my perfect goddess, I am not worthy omfg she’s the best character in anything ever, I mean I love everything about this movie but oh my god. I hope Legacy comes out with a figurine, I don’t care how much it is, I have to have it. 

typette:

THE BOOK OF LIFE

OH MAN I WAITED SO LONG AND IT WAS SOOO WORTH IT If you had any concerns about whether to see it or not, DO IT. You’ll be a richer person having done so

La Muerte tho, my perfect goddess, I am not worthy omfg she’s the best character in anything ever, I mean I love everything about this movie but oh my god. I hope Legacy comes out with a figurine, I don’t care how much it is, I have to have it. 

continueplease:

maosandchayhem:

So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

Photo Source: [x]

My city

lizclimo:

how thoughtful. 

lizclimo:

how thoughtful. 

reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

bronyman999:

zombiesatemygames:

Let’s go on an adventure.

this is beautiful

randomslasher:

zenpencils:

SIR KEN ROBINSON: Full body education

I’m fairly certain I’ve never seen one of these comics that didn’t make me cry. 

library-lessons:

Or reading them, either.

library-lessons:

Or reading them, either.